Round Four — a Draw

Well, I finally got it figured out! I bought the new caulking gun ($20), came home, and in a little more than a half an hour, I Sikaflexed three tubes of the stuff on the driveway. None on the clothes, none all over the driveway (except where I wanted it to be) and none (well, only a little) on the hands! So who won? At least, I didn't LOSE again. I'm the new reigning Sikaflex Master.